the great jocelyn is back! :D hahhaha im jus beingg lameeee. hhaha. i am actually if u didnt noe xD


DISCLAIMER: jocelyn is a very lame and crappish and random gerr :D oh and long post ahead :D


i was jus reading throughh my last 2 posts n i realise ive been posting bout dumb boring mundane stuffs. tsk. oh n 2dae, i slept untill 1.12pm i slept at 11. woohooo i slept 4 uhh 14hr 12min. YAY RECORD. xD the sick girl has just recovered and needs her sleep okayy. hmphhs. but yes i know, im such a pigggy lil pig. n i admit that ok. not lyk sum hu goes "uhhh nononono im not a pig ok! its just im veryy tired!" aww wad piggishly pigs can ther b. what lame excuses to cover up 4 being a pig. i feel so nice n refreshed now! haha u noe the thing about waking up at 1, is that u get to save on breakfast! xD haha. i woke up, ate a piece of peanut butter n jam bread, den i felt lyk eating lunch haha. so i warmed up the rice n pork ribs inside the fridge n immediately ate lunch after "breakfast". haha so much for two-in-ones. heh. but i realise i didnt save on breakfast though. still ate bread. whoo. im a hungry growing girl as u can c! :D

ytdd went to church as usual. came back home n WASHED MY BOOTS. yay now its nice n clean. i messed up the whole toilet making it lyk super super muddy den the tuuuuupid pipe connected to the tap is lyk too old n kept dropping out. n i lyk so yao suan bei tong le can. cant even lift the boots up tuhh wash cus they were lyk chao ji unimaginably muddy. tsk. so poor me had to bend down n scrub summre the boots had lyk little holes at the side whatt the heckkk were those for the dumb designer never even consider hw pooor ppl lyk ME, was gonna dig the frikin mud inside out. =.= oh ok so 2 cut short, poor me was lyk n old ah ma after that after so much scrubbing. my back hurt lyk baaaad ok. aft tt i realise it was alr 3.30 n i haven changed n all tt. was goin 4 global day of prayer (gdop) wif wen's church. n i was supposed 2 meet wen at 4. hahas but i called her n she oso haven started changing n stuff. yeahh so in the end, i reached ther at 4.15 n i ended waiting for the da xiao jie until lyk 4.35/4.40 liddat. tsk. the xiao jie apparently takes a long time to tie her hair and apparently, she cant pluck her butt out of the com seat when the com isnt on n shes doinng nth ther but stoning n she had 2 make her poor friend jocelyn wait for her in the noisy environment of tampines mall mcdonalds. =.= woowww wen. so much 4 living in tampines. ~because of you, i had to wait so terribly loooong~ sing it to kelly clarkson song. cus she said ~because of you, i am running~ lol. its too short 2 even fit into the song lahh wen ting auntie. hahas. xD oh ok. so in the end aft aimless walking we went her church wher got bus bring us tuhh gdop at national stadium. hais dunno lahh tis year lyk kindaa pathatic onli lyk half stadium filled. >< REALLY REALLY COOL AND GREAT its lyk the greatest night of my life! :D ok so day b4 ytd, i found out that my paintshop thinggy could have nice effects too! hahah. so i made 1 4 nico! :D YAY.

ahahahas so nice rite!<3

n den nico made 1 4 me tooo! :DDD

yay I LOVE YOU NICO! <333 color="#ff6666">LOVE YOU TRUCKTRUCKLOADS! woohoo.
yay see wad nice frenns i hav :DD hahhaaas

oh yeah, me n nico planned BATCH OUTING!
WILDWILDWET whee.

hahhaas i love all my frenns n batchmates! :DD yay. ok so a few nights ago, me n afiqah had tis funny sms conversation. we always hav funny conversations. we're such crappy ppl :D hahas ok so 1st its lyk normal stuff lyk oh coach wants a foto n hol training blah blah. ( i dun hav a outbox so i shall try my best to remember what happened with the goldfish memory of mine)

me: i dun have a recent foto lehhs. afiqah: go take foto! go! go! me: hurhhh.. can use batch foto den point point? afiqah: if you can get it by sunday then yes. then blah blah blah about fotos. yeahh ok continue. me: hahas. ok. sorry im talkin so much crap today. afiqah: mus b cause u sick! me: hahas mayb, the fever fried my braincells. afiqah: yea.. too hot alr. then look lyk sunny side eggs. me: hahas yeah! *something i 4got* afiqah: like i hav fried eggs in my head. u want 1? haha. me: no thanks. i prefer my own eggs. urs fried with brain juice. afiqah: how you know? the juice serves the same purpose as oil. me: hahhas we're crapping. mine would probably be scrambled eggs. afiqah: you lah. started the crapping. i jus continued. i lyk eggs with cheese and black pepper. they taste gd. me: hey yeah! i lyk egg with cheese! they're the best.

hahhaa we are such crappist. aft tt we talked bout the fastest breakfasts n how yi hong is very jie jie lyk. hahaha. xD ok i tink i typed lyk alot. hahaha see i already warned you :D ok byebye!

SOFTBALL TRAINING: tues thurs fri. 7.30-latest 1pm. OH NO. IM DEAD.

<33 jocelyn(:

heyy. thanks 2 those 4 encouraging me! :DD thanks lots n lots!

ughh. im sick. )): ytd n 2dae didnt go 2 sch. damn siann lahhs. ytd pretty much slept the whole day. hahas. onli woke up 2 eat n in the night watched a bit of tv. other den tt didnt do anythinn lerrs. mon n tues had zonals. 2dae supposed 2 havv oso lahhs. but i cant go. dun tink can go training tmrr oso. ><>< my throat hurts lyk baaaaaadly n i tink i still hav fever. bleahhhs.
2dae supposed 2 hav sum lit breakfast thinngy n we all ordered mcdonalds. i summre ordered extra for recess lorrs! walao denn all my money wasted. hmph. so siannn at hme lahhs.

srry 4 such a short post cus my brain is currently very dead n i cant tink of anything more to post.










<33 jocelyn(:

ohmygosh. i cant believe how much i suck. i jus SUCK so badly. i feel so loseric n terrible. for one, i HATE CHINESE. yes i do. i jus SUCK in it so much. im such a terrible loser sucker.




srry i noe i said i will post but im lyk in no mood 2 do that now.


ONE MORE DAY TO ZONALS.
















<33 jocelyn):

yay! i changed skin. hahahas. i got so tired of the old 1. n i took such a loooonnnggggg time updating my links now i have no mre time 2 blogg. nvmm shall blogg tmr! hahahas.
byebye






<33 jocelyn(: