woOts!!! i hav officially become a ZHUGAPOREAN!!! cool isnt it.. XD ah wells.. okayys so da 6/10 jail went a lil berserk 2dae n being SUPER PATRIOTIC ppl *drum roll* we hav decided 2 create a country after none other than our *cough* MRS ZHU!!!! YAYS! haahs ok we made lyk alot of things already in lyk 2++ hrs? arent we pro? lols we hav da national anthem, pledge, flag, outfit, colours n guess wad? a national plant!!!

okayys heres da national anthem.. named MAZHULAH ZHUGAPURA OR ONWARD ZHUGAPORE! (srry i actually typed it in chinese but da com apparantly couldnt process so heres da han yu pin yin version)

Mari kitara
zhu yao tiao lou zi sha,
bian cheng roti prata,
wo xiao ha ha.

ta de ma ma shi ge gorilla,
tian tian chi banana.

zhu shi na gegorilla,
ta de IQ hen cha,
ta de lao gong shi Mr Chua.

MAZHULA ZHUGAPURA,
MAZHULA ZHUGAPURA

WOOTS!! super nice rites? btw its created by da great milotea carolyn n ermms 4get le.. ahh well.. =DD sing it 2 da tune of majulah singapura..

okays after da anthem mus hav pledge rites? so here it is...

We,
The citizens of ZHUGAPORE,
Pledge ourselves as one FAT nation.
Regardless of all balls, b**** n toots, (srry had 2 censor tt.. =D)
To build a fatty country,
Based on calories and fattyness.
So as to achieve fat, fattyness and supreme fatness for our nation.
*salutes 2 our pig flag(go mels blog 2 c it)*

i realli lyk tt pledge.. unfortunately we hav nt been able 2 translate it in2 chinese as ermms wells our chinese sux.. ah well..

ok so nw we finished da anthem n pledge heres sum other info... our national plant is PIG NEST FERN!!! it kinda a cousin 2 bird nest fern.. (no off 2 all da bird nests fern hahas) n our miss universe outfit is super unique! its a pig suit! obvious rites.. =DD colours r basically brown(shyt n mud colour) n beige(colours of da clean pig) haahs....

LOL im getting so happi typing tis out.. its kinda thereuputic.. ^_^ o ya 4 da flag jus go mels blog n c kayys? im super lazi n i wan go plae audi le.. ^_^

PS every1 is eligible 2 become a zhugaporean jus as long as u hate or dislike zhu.. believe mi its fun.. haahs.. kayys applications can b obtained frm mels n 1ce again i would lyk 2 thank MRS ZHU 4 being our *cough cough cough* beloved *cough cough cough* PRIME MINISTER!! YAYS 2 ZHUGAPORE!!!! *clap clap clap clap*

tis is my longest post so far.. i guess.. but i tink its da bez post! hahas =DD