woOts!!! i hav officially become a ZHUGAPOREAN!!! cool isnt it.. XD ah wells.. okayys so da 6/10 jail went a lil berserk 2dae n being SUPER PATRIOTIC ppl *drum roll* we hav decided 2 create a country after none other than our *cough* MRS ZHU!!!! YAYS! haahs ok we made lyk alot of things already in lyk 2++ hrs? arent we pro? lols we hav da national anthem, pledge, flag, outfit, colours n guess wad? a national plant!!!

okayys heres da national anthem.. named MAZHULAH ZHUGAPURA OR ONWARD ZHUGAPORE! (srry i actually typed it in chinese but da com apparantly couldnt process so heres da han yu pin yin version)

Mari kitara
zhu yao tiao lou zi sha,
bian cheng roti prata,
wo xiao ha ha.

ta de ma ma shi ge gorilla,
tian tian chi banana.

zhu shi na gegorilla,
ta de IQ hen cha,
ta de lao gong shi Mr Chua.

MAZHULA ZHUGAPURA,
MAZHULA ZHUGAPURA

WOOTS!! super nice rites? btw its created by da great milotea carolyn n ermms 4get le.. ahh well.. =DD sing it 2 da tune of majulah singapura..

okays after da anthem mus hav pledge rites? so here it is...

We,
The citizens of ZHUGAPORE,
Pledge ourselves as one FAT nation.
Regardless of all balls, b**** n toots, (srry had 2 censor tt.. =D)
To build a fatty country,
Based on calories and fattyness.
So as to achieve fat, fattyness and supreme fatness for our nation.
*salutes 2 our pig flag(go mels blog 2 c it)*

i realli lyk tt pledge.. unfortunately we hav nt been able 2 translate it in2 chinese as ermms wells our chinese sux.. ah well..

ok so nw we finished da anthem n pledge heres sum other info... our national plant is PIG NEST FERN!!! it kinda a cousin 2 bird nest fern.. (no off 2 all da bird nests fern hahas) n our miss universe outfit is super unique! its a pig suit! obvious rites.. =DD colours r basically brown(shyt n mud colour) n beige(colours of da clean pig) haahs....

LOL im getting so happi typing tis out.. its kinda thereuputic.. ^_^ o ya 4 da flag jus go mels blog n c kayys? im super lazi n i wan go plae audi le.. ^_^

PS every1 is eligible 2 become a zhugaporean jus as long as u hate or dislike zhu.. believe mi its fun.. haahs.. kayys applications can b obtained frm mels n 1ce again i would lyk 2 thank MRS ZHU 4 being our *cough cough cough* beloved *cough cough cough* PRIME MINISTER!! YAYS 2 ZHUGAPORE!!!! *clap clap clap clap*

tis is my longest post so far.. i guess.. but i tink its da bez post! hahas =DD

jus finished watchin da movie tt i rented.. its called raise your voice btw.. anw i was DAMN DAMN NICE... lols u all shuld go watch it... (if u can find it tt is cus i don actually c any cd shop sellin it..) so anw aft tt went 2 eat lunch.. eat untill super full.. hahs...

n im lyk SUPER IRRITATED wif samuel yap!!!!! argh.. tt STUPID IDIOT CLOWN FACE BOII go call mi ytd n tok a LOAD OF CRAP... STUPID BOII!!!! so childish tt dumb clown.. anyhw go call ppl n then waste ppl money.. (my incoming calls is NOT free) im DEFINITELY goin 2 scold him when i go bak 2 sch on mon.. lols gettin super mad wif him... n i oledi gt scoldin frm my mum 4 exceeding my sms n nw he still wan 2 waste my money.... IDIOT! tts da onli word tt i can use 2 describe him.. lols

bored siaz.. ytd n 2dae wrote chinese compo.. 2daes 1 is tuition then i hav absolutely no idea wad 2 rite bout.. so i jus anyhw rite... i tink sure recieve low marks de... lols

AHHH!!!! jus gt scoldin frm my mum cus i lyk exceeded my sms by ALOT... lets jus sae 180... n its lyk $9!! hais... guess i cant sms 2 much le... l8r kenna scoldin again...

jus came bak frm dinner wif my grandma uncles n aunties... was lyk so bored lorrs... 1st thing- i don even understand wad dey r sayin cus dey spoke in hokkien.. (which i dont understand) 2nd thing- even if i understood i don actually take any interest in da subjects dey talk bout... so basically i jus sat ther n fa dai... lols my cousin was equally bored... (i guess frm da look on his face...) but at least he UNDERSTANDS wad dey r sayin!!! lols.. i hav nth better 2 tok 2 him bout oso cus hes lyk sec 4... lols.. n oso lyk dam coincedence 2dae... we were at da restaurant than we suddenly we saw 1 of my cousins which is da son of 1 of my aunties hu was ther.. lols than aft tt he n his wife said wanted 2 go rent sum dvds than i was kinda surprised cus i didnt noe tt gt dvd rental shop ther... even though i go ther lyk quite often.. -_-ll i noe im blurr... lols so anw.. i jus tagged along lorrs... than i saw 1 dvd tt i had been lookin 4 lyk DAMN LONG... n yay my mum let mi rent... hehe...

aiya nth more 2 sae le... wan go plae audi... bb

jus got my prelim eng compo marks... i didnt do as badly as i tot i would... phew! anw i gt 33 cus da oh so kind teach... whoever she or he is... didnt minus any marks 4 mi sayin tt da guy BOARDED da bus n nt ALIGHTED... seriously i 4got wad alighted mean durin da exam sia....

lols 2dae tuition feel so tired... lyk wan slp wan slp liddat but then tuition over than suddenly all my energy came bak! hahas funni rite? hais nw hols but cant realli get ani time 2 relax... mus wait until aft psle larrs... then i will plae lyk siao then i can come n blog n go out wif my frens everydae!!! muahahahas but then 4 nw... still ..:waitin waitin:..

n da rachel anyhw sae de lorrs... she sae tt her dad fren sae mi her n ave all confirm in ahs... (her dad fren is da cca in charge ther...) ok anw it turns out... she gets confirmed... oo yay 4 her... -_-ll i on waitin list... n ave get rejected!!! i mean lyk giv her hope than in da end kenna reject... hais so sad... i oso nt sure wad sch i wan go lehhs...

2dae gt summore hw...! as if nt enuf le... gt tuition hw n assesment... hais don feel lyk doin... then 2dae mr soong go giv us 1 whole eng paper 2 do.. SIANZ + he wan ask us rite compo tmr n hav spellin... n i dono hw im finding time 2 blog here... lols